Death Is Hard!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

           I've been thinking about writing this for a few days now and i have finally decided to just tell you guy. September 9 my grandfather suffered from a heart attack that killed him instantly and from that day, i felt like i have become a different person. It hurts so much to lose someone so close to you. please treat everyone you love with the respect and love that they deserve. Sooner or later they wont be here anymore and you would feel so bad and guilty. That's exactly how i feel. I just wanted to let you guys know why i wont be posting for a while... I'm so sorry and i hope you all understand.

 Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Gadget of The Day #3

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

Hey! Today i found a gadget that's called the Babel Fisk that i think can help a lot of people. This device are glasses that let you read what your hearing. This could come in handy for hearing impaired because they can actually read what people are saying. The glasses have a microphone built into the frame so it can pick up the voices of the people talking and then that's when the speech-to-text program comes in and translates it into text and displays it on the lens. You can even record the text in a memory card so that later you can see it. Well that's all for now, Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

I Miss New York!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

If you guys didn't know! I'm actually on vacation in the Dominican Republic and i haven't been to New York in a month and a half. I'm really starting to miss it! The subway always smells of pee, The train station is always hot and musty and there's always rats running around in the train tracks which kinda freaks me out but i still miss it. I miss taking the subway to 42nd street and seeing all the tourist trying to figure out whats going out. I miss using dollars instead of pesos which is kinda cool because 37 pesos are 1 dollar so if you go to buy something they say 300 pesos please and i still kinda freak out thinking that there talking about dollars. I cant wait to get back even though this country is so beautiful and tropical, I'm still a city boy inside. Well thats all for now, until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Car Lashes (Gadget of The Day #2)

Dears Anonymous Geeks,

Today i found this very funny gadget. Its called car lashes! There fake eyelashes for cars. They're suppose to make your car look feminine. I actually think it works. I mean it makes the car look like a girl car and i'm not just saying that because there are girl in front of the car. I find this gadget very very funny because imagine if one of those women have a husband and he forgets to take them off when he uses the car. I feel bad for that guy. They're $25 a pair plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner". HAHAHA! i cant help but laugh at today's gadget! Well that's all for now, Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

LOL!!!!!

How To: Look Like a Geek!

Ever wanted to look like an authentic geek? Well heres all you need to know.

1.  Were T-shirts with references to science fiction movies like Superman.

2.  Have a pair of thick rectangular shaped glasses.

3. If you going to were sandals were them with socks.

4. Never wash your hair more than twice a month. ( Leaves your hair greasy )

5. If you were a dressy shirt always wear a very colorful tie with designs.

6. Wear suspenders with shorts.

7. Wear shirts with a pocket in the front and make sure to put a pocket protector.

8.  Always wear plaid and polka dots.

9. Wear vest whenever you can.

10. Bow ties are a must.

At the end you should look like this

Dont be disapointed if you dont look like this... Keep trying and you'll get there.

BTW this is a joke

Universal Wristwatch Charger (Gadget of The Day #1)

Dears Anonymous Geeks,

     Hey guys! I have an awesome idea of making a daily post thingy... Well basically its me posting about gadgets i found on the internet. So today is the very first one! Whats i found today is a universal wristwatch charger. This gadget is charged with your laptop then you can take it on the go and charge anything that need charging. You can charge you cellphone, DS, ipod and anything else that need to be charged. I find thus very useful for someone who's going on long travels or someone who's unlucky and has there cellphone die right when the girl you always loved was about to tell you that she also loves you... Well maybe not that but you never know. This gadget is selling for $34.99 just click the image of it to see more info. Well thats all for now, Untill next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Photoshop In Real Life

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

 Hey! Its me again. I'm here to show you another cool devise i found while searching the web! This time i found this pen that can scan any color from any object and let you write in that color. I find this to be similar to the eyedrop tool in photoshop! So this pen is like photoshop in real life don't you think? This is an awesome devise if it wasn't for you having to change the ink cartridge like a computer printer. Which get pretty expensive. I'm the kind of guy who likes affordable stuff that doesn't make you waste money. Thats all for now, Untill next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Nintendo 3DS

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Hello you guys! I'm so exited for the Nintendo 3DS! This is mostly because i owned every Nintendo DS that has come out. First i had the first ever DS which was big and bulky. Then i got the DS which was less bulky and i was in love with it because it was shiny and red and i never let anyone use it. Then i got the DSi which i must say was the best one so far because it allows you to surf the web! Now I'm 100% sure that I'm getting the 3DS which is actually going to be 3D. The 3DS is Approximately 5.3 inches wide, 2.9 inches long, 0.8 inches tall. One inner camera and two outer cameras with 640x480 (0.3 Mega) pixel resolution. I'll be able to take pictures of anything since i don't actually have a digital camera. Now lets hope it doesn't have any glitches and problems like the iPhone 4. Well that's all for now, Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Jetpack's Are Real!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Welcome one and all! That was weird... Anyways, I was strolling around the internet like i always do and i found this awesome devise thats the Tecnologia Aeroespacial Mexicana ( the Mexican NASA ) have created. They have created the first actual working jetpack. They call it the Rocket Belt. They are the first and only company in the world that produces a complete package of a custom designed Rocket Belt that run on hydrogen peroxide. This is an awesome devise because its allows humans to fly like superman! I would love to buy one of these but I'm not sure there for sell and besides these puppies aren't going to be $20 a piece. Well thats all for now, Untill next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

More Info: http://www.tecaeromex.com/ingles/RB-i.htm

I´m a Wizard!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Whats Up Yo? Was i trying to had that time? Whatever... Anyways if you wondering why the tittle says "I'm a Wizard" I'll tell you why! I found this awesome geeky gadget that would help make you feel like a wizard from harry potter. This gadget is called  The Magic Wand TV remote. Ok i know what your thinking "Why is this dude showing me a magic wand TV remote?" I know its isn't what you though it was but i think its super freaking cool! I would love to switch the TV channel to spongebob with this remote! The only problem with this remote is that its $85. If you know me then you would know that i cant afford that, But for the people that can, i think it would be a pretty awesome thing to have around the house. Well that's all for today! I'm hitting the hay, Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Link: http://bit.ly/8fpohK

Mars Hoax

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

Hello there! I'm here to tell you to beware of the mars hoax that's going around! If you got this email :

"The Red Planet is about to be spectacular. Earth is catching up with Mars [for] the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. On August 27th … Mars will look as large as the full moon. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN."

Then its a hoax and don't get you hopes up as i stupidly did. Thats all for now, Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Underwater Music Player!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Hello ladies and gentlemen! Today i bring you the new Brando’s Wavetooth Bluetooth Headset which allows you to listen to music under the water! ( This is something that i would see Micheal Phelps using ) The body has touch functionality. It also works as a bluetooth head set so when you want to have a little underwater chat with your mom . Now i find that this is an awesome devise for swimmers or for anyone who cant go 1 hour without listen to music ( Like me ). I would love to buy this device, if i could afford it of course. Whats also cool is that the brand also  sells waterproof case that can be strapped to your arm, water proof headset  that allows MP3 players, iPhones and iPods to join your on your little swim at the beach or pool. AWESOME right? Well this is all for today, Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Theres a 3D TV?!?!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Hey how are you guys today? Today i come to you to talk about the new 3D Television everyone is talking about! I mean when i see the commercial it puts this image in my head that if i watch a action movie i'll see the bullet come right out of the screen. Lets be serious 3D movies don't really work that well so how do we expect a Television to work any better. I honestly think its going to be a piece of crap ( Don't get me wrong if i had the money i would totally buy it ) and don't think its worth wasting more money on it than just buying a standard plasma screen TV. Do any of you guys own one of thesey? I'm very interested in how  it works, so leave a comment or send me an email if you own one of these "3D TV's". Untill next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

I Miss My Gameboy!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

Hello and welcome! I was feeling sad today so i decided to write down my feelings for future references

"Today i saw a picture of a green game boy color that brought back so much memories. I remember not so long ago i had a green game boy color. I started to remember all the fun times i had with it! staying up all night playing Pokemon Red even though my mom said to go to bed. I'm going to search for one just like i had before and i'm going to relive my childhood!!!!"

OK that's enough of my crazy middle of the night bable! Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

BIG BANG!

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Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     I am officially hooked on "The Big Bang Theory", No not the theory that the universe originated sometime between 10 billion and 20 billion years ago from the cataclysmic explosion of a small volume of matter at extremely high density and temperature, but the new AWESOME TV series! I love how geeky they all are. Except for penny of course. I recommend you watch this because its supper funny and is excellent for the geeky minds. If you where wondering my favorite character from the show is sheldon. *Knock Knock* Penny! *Knock Knock* Penny! *Knock Knock* Penny! If you didn't get that then watch the show and you will. Until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Best Movie Of All Time!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     I am currently watching my favorite movie of all time. Nick and Norah's Infinity Playlist!! I love this movie so much. Its so cool, sappy, and lovey dovey at the same time. Who doesn't love those types of movies? This is defenatly my number one favorite movie then The Proposal and then the first harry potter movie. Thats all for now! Untill next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Apple Rocks!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Hey There its me again... obviously. Anyways lets not beat around the bush today. I come to tell you that i am in fact a lover of Apple product hence the picture of the iphone above this post. I dont own any apple products myself but i do have family members who do and let me tell you, the iPhone is awesome! Now lets talk about the new iPhone 4. I have read on countless websites that its having a lot of troubles and Steve jobs isn't doing anything to help. Now if i was an apple fanatic who can actually afford an apple product ( Which I'm not... sadly)  i would not buy the product the same day it comes out as half a million people did with the iphone 4. Now your stuck with your lousy working iPhone 4 and without those $400 in your pockets. With those $400 you could buy the entire Harry Potter book series! With that said i bid you adieu and I'll let you continue your happy geeky lives. Untill next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek

Hello Fellow Geeks!

Dear Anonymous Geeks,

     Hello and welcome to the official website for you people who find that Superman and Seinfeld are the best ideas ever to be create from a persons brain. On that geeky note i welcome all of you and hope that you find this website to be your second home on the internet other than Youtube or Google of course. Here you can let your Geekyness show without having to be afraid of that one bully that likes to pick on you. This is NOT high school, there are no mean girls here and that's mostly because Lindsay Lohans in jail and lets be serious whats mean girls without Lindsay Lohan right? This is my lousy excuse for a nice introduction, so with that said feel free to bookmark this blog and get ready for tons and  tons of posts having to do with things that would make you geek-gasm (That word isn't as smooth on the tongue as i though it would be) until next time.

Yours truly,
Anonymous Geek